Grandma's Rememdy

The small dog struggled as his Master held him still, whimpering helplessly while Fernando wiped his filthy boogers on the dogs stinking slimy butthole. He added a dash of Tabasco sauce to the dog’s booger-covered-anus and as Fernando proceeded to lick the now Tabasco-booger-covered-dog’s butthole, he thought, “I hope Grandma’s remedy for impotency works . . . “