Good Things Come To Those Who Wait

After shagging three cheap ugly hookers without a condom and not having washed for 15 days, the moment Fernando had been preparing for for over 2 weeks had finally arrived. “I’ll have the special “penis-dip-your-own-pint” please, and a packet of cheese and onion crisps” he gleefully told the barman, so unable to control his excitement that piss was seepins down his hairy leg under his hot-pink trousers.